[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(Source: megablaziken)Via We're on a ship. Pun Intended.
fangirl meme - [2/7] Friendships
» Karl “Helo” Agathon and Kara “Starbuck” Thrace
(Source: sombertowns)Via follow your bliss
He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.
He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
(Source: christmascarowley)Via It Ate My Hand
i feel like the fact that we would all willingly give up wifi to go to hogwarts really says something about how important it is to us
I can relate to this on an emotional level
(Source: jingleblam)Via I like stuff
Via BUTTS AND GLORY
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
Halloween Icons Part 2 -
Disney Villains…as Princesses
"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"
(Source: sweetcookiecarnival)Via The last dream of my soul
Via It Ate My Hand
I found it. I found the worst article ever.
i wear bug eyed sunglasses so that demon rage that boils into my eyes does it warn you of impending attack
"…Women choose comfort over style at the airport, the grocery store, or Starbucks, but what they don’t know is that all these spots are exactly the places where one might meet a potential mate…"
WOMEN??? CHOOSE COMFORT???? OVER MEN???? DRESS WAY THEY WANT TO DrESS??? NOT THINK OF MAN?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! MUST PLEASE MY WEINER AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
excuse me why are you not spending every waking moment looking like what i want?
Kill them too. Sigh.
As part of my dedication to trolling sexist men I’m going to use this as an opportunity to wear all of these things at once.
Yeah because women only exist to be sexually attractive towards men.
But seriously read the whole thing it gets worse
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
(Source: hotelmario)Via drop the shades and crank the bass