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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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6 months ago | 191 notes
doctorjackshephard:

fangirl meme - [2/7] Friendships
» Karl “Helo” Agathon and Kara “Starbuck” Thrace

You okay?

doctorjackshephard:

fangirl meme - [2/7] Friendships

» Karl “Helo” Agathon and Kara “Starbuck” Thrace

You okay?

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6 months ago | 16,812 notes

Fuck, he thought, then shit. Also he thought the word cunt. Because he could think whatever he wanted, and what he wanted to think about was swears.

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A Day in the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero (via bbc03isstillhere)

He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.

(via stayinbedgrowyrhair)

He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.

i’m crying

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6 months ago | 366,579 notes

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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6 months ago | 62,797 notes

impossible-happenings:

princedarren:

i feel like the fact that we would all willingly give up wifi to go to hogwarts really says something about how important it is to us

I can relate to this on an emotional level

Via I like stuff
6 months ago | 561,021 notes

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

Via BUTTS AND GLORY
6 months ago | 24,367 notes

What is Chandler Bing’s job?

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6 months ago | 155,538 notes

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

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6 months ago | 75,837 notes

itatemyhand:

rosesandchains:

fatbodypolitics:

identityengager:

sanityscraps:

ineedmasculism:

callmekitto:

nightfallsforisaac:

lora-does-things:

I found it. I found the worst article ever.

i wear bug eyed sunglasses so that demon rage that boils into my eyes does it warn you of impending attack

"…Women choose comfort over style at the airport, the grocery store, or Starbucks, but what they don’t know is that all these spots are exactly the places where one might meet a potential mate…"

WOMEN??? CHOOSE COMFORT???? OVER MEN???? DRESS WAY THEY WANT TO DrESS??? NOT THINK OF MAN?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!! MUST PLEASE MY WEINER AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!

excuse me why are you not spending every waking moment looking like what i want?

/projectile vomits

Kill them too. Sigh.

As part of my dedication to trolling sexist men I’m going to use this as an opportunity to wear all of these things at once.

Yeah because women only exist to be sexually attractive towards men.

UGH

But seriously read the whole thing it gets worse

Via It Ate My Hand
6 months ago | 334,120 notes

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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6 months ago | 3,679 notes
albertovdeleon:

FeLiNa | Iron. Lithium. Sodium. | Blood. Meth. Tears.

albertovdeleon:

FeLiNa | Iron. Lithium. Sodium. | Blood. Meth. Tears.

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